What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 11:20

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
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A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Do you think cheating is that bad?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…